April 14, 2014

Anonymous said: Dear Female, I have been friend-zoned. Is it impossible for me to escape this horrible zone and be seen as a possible soul mate to the girl I love. Any steps? -A Concerned Male.

datebynumbers:

Uhhh, move on?

The friend zone isn’t a thing.  You are her friend.  And she doesn’t want to fuck you.

That’s it.  

April 2, 2014

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| Apartment in Helsinki | ©

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April 2, 2014
the-acid-base:

*applause*

the-acid-base:

*applause*

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March 27, 2014

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March 20, 2014

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

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March 17, 2014
"The $26.7 billion in bonuses Wall Street banks handed out just a few months ago during bonus season at the end of 2013, would be enough to more than double the pay for all 1,085,000 of America’s full-time U.S. minimum wage workers (according to a just-released study by the Institute for Policy Studies, based on new data from the New York State Comptroller)."

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March 16, 2014

Supercut of the Worst of Andre from FXX’s The League

March 9, 2014

vanjalen:

wanda is a slut

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March 5, 2014

getoffmybloghoe:

person: im just throwing my opinion out there

me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house 

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March 5, 2014
meganpicturetaker:

Technical difficulties.

meganpicturetaker:

Technical difficulties.

March 5, 2014

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

ya’ll are monsters

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March 5, 2014

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

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